My friend texted me “Knock knock” and I got mad because I thought that meant she was out front even though it was 9:10PM and it meant that I had to put pants on. And it turned out that she was just trying to tell me a joke.

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

radicaldaydream-er:

have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

Actually I’ll just start another blog.

Going to start doing some product reviews on here so that you guys don’t have to pay full price for a product that you might not like.

jhenne-bean:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

amazing

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi