tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:
beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

84emojis:

*girl wit freakishly perfect eyeliner who kno u cant do that shit voice* thank u!!!! just lots n lots of practice!!!! 😊😊😊

flawlesslly:

flawlesslly:

Had pizza today. 

Please don’t delete the caption/source or else I will come find you and set your house on fire

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

isis-:

officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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holy shit what

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it