escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
*girl wit freakishly perfect eyeliner who kno u cant do that shit voice* thank u!!!! just lots n lots of practice!!!! 😊😊😊
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war